qualapec:

miniskirt-postwoman:

mortson:

was moses a water bender

I was going to paste katara’s head on his body but I felt no need

look at this guy he’s clearly the fucking avatar not just a waterbender

Moses was the Avatar.

Well, my day is made.

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

ondeahy:

• don’t fully understand the situation
• don’t know the person at all
• attack them
• quickly
• don’t even think about it
• compare them to hitler
• scream

jake english is essentially a social justice blogger

onac911:

Captain America Icepops

vintage-aerith:

oh my GOD

the-creatures-all-day-everyday:

beatboxgoesthump:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

i fucking love the shit out of this.

oh my fucking g0d

striderprovider:

goatzee:

rufiozuko:

Dave Talkin To Jade…

(Sh*t was funny… just felt like reading it…)

WOW dante you sound like??? really good??? i know youre A PROFESSIONAL VOICE ACTOR but that dave is really good wowzers your voice is really good in general

SCREAMS

SCREAMS AND ROLSL AROUND 

this is so perfect wow dante i want to hug you lots 

mandylasers:

In which baby!Peter is afraid of flying and the dads find out about his powers.

THIS MAKES NO SENSE, I’M SORRY I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY AND I HAVE A LOT OF SUPERFAMILY FEELS.

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

pernillo:

avengersblood:

scherwood:

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

We really need season 3 as soon as possible. 

We should start renting ourselves out to other fandoms.

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No question too insane; no detail too tiny to miss.

WE ARE THE FANDOM THAT WAITED. And then got bored.